December 21, 2011
Happy holidays to all of my subjects!

Happy holidays to all of my subjects!

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December 2, 2011
Washing my hands of the situation.

Washing my hands of the situation.

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October 23, 2011
Diplomatic negotiations with the Governor of Minnesotaland, Mark Dayton, and I, Duchess Beatrix of Heckofalot. I don’t remember the exact subject of our negotiations. I have so many meetings in a day that I hire people to remember them for me. That said, the notes are not always as detailed as I would hope.  I checked with my Secretary of Taking Notes and the only thing written down for this meeting is, “HRH Beatrix to receive Puppy in exchange for trinkets of indeterminate value”. I consider this fair trade.

Diplomatic negotiations with the Governor of Minnesotaland, Mark Dayton, and I, Duchess Beatrix of Heckofalot. I don’t remember the exact subject of our negotiations. I have so many meetings in a day that I hire people to remember them for me. That said, the notes are not always as detailed as I would hope. 

I checked with my Secretary of Taking Notes and the only thing written down for this meeting is, “HRH Beatrix to receive Puppy in exchange for trinkets of indeterminate value”.

I consider this fair trade.

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October 5, 2011

Dancing with my subjects to Rogue Valley at the opening of a new school in Heckofalot.

(Source: vimeo.com)

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Dancing with The Butler. I always lead.

Dancing with The Butler. I always lead.

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September 25, 2011
Photo op with Twig The Fairy

Photo op with Twig The Fairy

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September 20, 2011
In Heckofalot, we take ice cream seriously. It’s the rule.

In Heckofalot, we take ice cream seriously. It’s the rule.

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September 10, 2011
Me and my guard dog.

Me and my guard dog.

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My guard dog!

My guard dog!

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April 24, 2011
Happy Easter!

Happy Easter!

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