7 Random Things
According to The Butler, I have been “tagged” in a “meme” to post 7 random things about myself here. Most of what he said I don’t understand (words like “meme” are way too technical for me). I will play along to humor my adoring subjects who obviously have nothing better to fill their heads with.
Heckofalot is not a Kingdom. There is no King. Therefore, it is not a Kingdom. Nor, is it a Principality since there is no Prince either. There is also no Queen, unless you count the boys in the Rainbow District who refer to themselves as such. Heckofalot is simply a monarchy and The Princess and I are it’s Monarchs.
Unlike other monarchies, we do not grant knighthood to any random pop music star or captain of industry that wonders in the door (Britain I am looking at you). We take such titles seriously here. To become a knight in Heckofalot, I will beat you on the head with my scepter until you cry and beg me for a title. Not only will this prove you worthy but it also makes me giggle.
I was born with some minor heart issues. These are not serious enough to be concerned about and are completely curable. I have had an operation to fix one of the issues already. The second issue will likely cure itself. The third, which is my not caring about your suffering, I am told is natural and probably hereditary.
Sometimes, I make The Butler get up at all hours of the night just to play with me. Not only does it help tire me out so I can sleep for another hour or so, it also reminds me that I have him right where I want him (which is on payroll in a down economy).
I want a pony.
I enjoy the phrase “squeals of glee” almost as much as I like to squeal with glee. I practice my squeal with glee regularly. I use it to chase my security detail around the palace. It kind of freaks them out and I like that.
I WANT A PONY!!!
