Duchess Beatrix

Breaking News! Terrorist Kidnapping Plot Foiled!!!

Don’t panic! The terrorist plot to kidnap me, The Duchess of Heckofalot, has been foiled. The bearded, fat, ringleader of the plot has been dealt with. 

Luckily, the ever-present paparazzi finally did something useful and were there to take pictures of the plot in action.

Here I am in the arms of the bearded fat man, screaming for my dear life!:

Here is The Princess, bravely swooping in and rescuing me:

It was a really close call. 

Now, let me tell you how we handle terrorists in Heckofalot…

We strip them of their clothes and wear them. The terrorists must parade around the public square naked. Everyone takes great humor in this. Especially me.

Let this be a lesson to all who might try to kidnap in Heckofalot again!