Oh, the places we have gone…
I would apologize for the lack of updates, but, I am a Duchess so I don’t have to! I am a very busy girl. As you will see, I have had lots of activities that have kept me away from keeping this blog thing up to date. Here are just a few of my recent events:
We have many holidays here in Heckofalot that you probably do not have in your lands. For instance, a few days ago it was Cross-Eyed, Funny-Hat Day.
I, of course, celebrated in grand style. We had such a good time. A little too good as it kind of tuckered me out…
…before we had to make an appearance at an official meeting of the Grand Lodge of Alt.Life.
I am not really sure what this Alt.Life organization is but they seem nice enough. I think they are like Freemasons, but for girls and without the funny handshakes. That being said, they would probably have a lot more fun if they wore funny hats and drove those small cars.
We have been going to lots of parties lately. Many of them held in my honor of course… This is one was held for us by a clandestine philanthropic society called “The Neighbors”. I think they are one of those organizations that secretly rule the world - like the Illuminati.
Their leader appears to be (you can never quite tell with these groups) a very nice lady called Judy…
They showered me with presents which The Princess and the butler took charge of opening them and being grateful for me…
Of course,The Princess and I are well experienced with holding court and thanking people for their continued patronage and respect of the crown…
Of course, many VIPs and dignitaries come directly to the palace to pay respects…
And those too far away and without the means to travel, often pay their respects via a special royal video communication service called iChat.
This special computer program is available only to agents of the crown and our intelligence services. One day, we may privatize it and make it available to all in Heckofalot.
Of all of the very fun things we have done over the past few weeks. Nothing is more enjoyable, or means more to me, than what I like to call “Sleepover Nights”. That is when me, The Princess and The Butler stay up until all hours at night. We take mudbaths and clean up after with a nice bath. I snack on the yummy food sacks for hours on end. We also play a game where we stare into each others eyes until someone blinks…
I always win…
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