So, you have been granted land in Heckofalot…
As The Duchess of Heckofalot, I am often humbled by the gifts and complements that you, my loyal subjects, bestow upon me. Often, in order to show my gratitude, I grant “Parcels of Land” in my fair country of Heckofalot. There have been many questions about the rules and laws surrounding the Parcel grants. Therefore, I shall answer any questions worthy of doing so here:
- How big is a Parcel? It is as big as I have deemed it to be. Probably not as big as you wish it to be but it is exactly as big as you deserve.
- You may have serfs or indentured servants to work your land. Slavery is strictly outlawed in Heckofalot and no term of servitude shall last longer than either party wishes it (which, if you think about it, it not much different than a marriage).
- Fifty percent (50%) of all profits from your land must go to pay tax to The Crown (that’s me, and my mom I guess). Therefore, enslave wisely.
If you still have a question after reading this, then one of two things are true…
- Your question was not worthy of my answering or…
- You are not worthy of my response (i.e. you are a stupidhead).
