Official Update on The Duchess from the Royal Office of Talking About Stuff
I have been very, very busy. As you will see, far too busy to take the time to be blathering on about myself here. That said, I know there are some of you, with far to much time on your hands, who insist that I do. Therefore, here is an update…
As Duchess, I am often asked to lend name and face to a variety of products and appear at promotional events. Here I am lending my face to a new restaurant that has opened in a neighboring hamlet.
I was not a big fan of the food but took a few bites to be kind.
We also attended the opening of The Royal Zoo with The Princess.
I was encouraged to interact with the animals for the cameras.
I was all well and fine with this until they made me ride a pony. It sounded like a good idea at first but as soon as I got on I knew it was not for me. I demanded immediate removal from the beast and ordered its destructions but, something must have gotten lost in translation and they MADE ME RIDE IT! Therefore, no pictures will be posted of this event.
Moving on…
Yet more promotional duties for the peanut butter industry…
The Rabbit Breeder Alliance…
And some strange new dance for three…
It has not all been hard work. I have spent lots of time outside in the sun, for which one must wear proper protection.
You’ve had enough now.
Bye-bye.
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