Duchess Beatrix

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So, you have been granted land in...

As The Duchess of Heckofalot, I am often humbled by the gifts and complements that you, my loyal...
Feb 29th

Eating Etiquette in Heckofalot

When you are in Heckofalot, and you are invited to dinner, and you have a really good meal, and...
Feb 25th
Just thought I would show the world the cute shoes that Duke...
Feb 20th

Sleep = Good

One thing I have discovered I really love… Sleep. Here I am sleeping on The Princess… ...
Feb 16th

The Duchess Responds!

Question: Duchess Beatrix, why are you known as Duchess? Are you really a Duchess?
Answer: That is two questions and I will respond to them appropriately... 1) The Butler calls my mommy his Princess. Therefore, I must be the Duchess since I am the daughter of the Princess (even if my father is the Butler). Anyone who understands royal titles and lineage ( i.e. not the fake-ass conferred stuff they fancy in Great Britain) should know this... 2) Stupid follow-up question. I have banished peasants just like you for less stupidity... See answer #1 then bow down like you mean it.
Feb 14th

Palace Observations

The stupidheads at the hospital eventually agreed to let us go, so we are now finally at The...
Feb 14th
Official Coronation Photos
Feb 11th

The Guy with The Princess

Is he the Prince or the Butler? I am having a hard time figuring out. This guy seems to be with...
Feb 11th

All Hail Beatrix, Duchess of Heckofalot

Hi. I am Beatrix Camille Gladhill Rhone, Duchess of Heckofalot, Potentate of Poop. I am not quite...
Feb 10th
patrickrhone: Beatrix Camille Gladhill Rhone arrived today @...
Feb 9th

Beatrix is coming...

We are currently at the hospital. Bethany is being induced. Beatrix should be here sometime in the...
Feb 8th
Trixie now has the cutest mobile ever! It plays Bach,...
Feb 3rd
More nursery prep: Here is a dresser Bethany has had...
Feb 3rd